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How many of you turned on your furnace
for the first time last Sunday and it smelled like a wet dog? The first
taste of cold weather and the sunshine were welcome relief from the dreary
rainy and overcast days that seemed to have plagued us for the past 5 weeks.
For years my grandmother used to consult the Grier's Almanac she got
every beginning of the new year from Dr. Ken Roberts at his Rexall Pharmacy.
It was hung on a nail on the back of the kitchen door along with a
calendar passed out free annually from Bailey and Barnes Furniture Store on
Alabama Street. Where can you get the Grier's Almanac now? I loved the ads
in the small pulp book for Dr. Hitchcock's Liver Powder, Black Draught,
Cardui the women's tonic, and other products from the Chattanooga
Medicine Company. There was a full page ad on how you could grow tomatoes
the size of a Firestone tractor tire. The almanac also had an advertisement
on how a person could get into the highly profitable poultry business by
sending $5.00 to an address in
Missouri and within a few weeks a box of baby chicks would be
delivered by Postmaster
Ralph Key or perhaps Lloyd
Smith or one the dedicated postal employees from the Tallapoosa
Post Office that was
located on Alewine Street when I was a boy. My grandmother would get the
almanac out when Guy Sharpe who was the dean of television
weather forecasters in
Atlanta would predict snow to see if indeed Mr. Sharpe's forecast was
to have any validity. My Mamanier would never plant her garden until after
Good Friday because the
Grier's Almanac said so. I am a bit nostalgic for times gone by. Growing up
in an era of no cable television, Iphones, texting, Internet, Blackberry
smart phones, Xbox,
Playstation 1, 2, or 3,
Nintendo Wii, blu ray DVD players, satellite radio, and high
definition television really wasn't so bad. To get a ball score back in the
day you had to seek it out of the pages of morning Atlanta Constitution or
afternoon edition of the Atlanta Journal or wait until Ed Thelenius
gave them on television. Do you remember when Mr. Thelenius was the voice of
the Georgia Bulldogs on radio before
Larry Munson came to
Athens from Nashville
after a stint as voice of the Vanderbilt Commodores in 1965? Ed Thelenius
was the original play by play voice of the
Atlanta Falcons. Hal Strasberg who ran the National Department Store
on Head Avenue had
season tickets back when
Tommy Nobis became the toast of Atlanta after being chosen the number
one draft choice out of the University of Texas for the NFL's first southern
franchise. Don't call me out and say the
Miami Dolphins were
because the Dolphins were in the
American Football League
then. The Tommy Nobis Center
in Marietta has helped countless people over the decades. Today you are
offered a bunch of different ESPN 24/7 sports channels on cable
and satellite. Can you remember a time when you'd make a telephone call only
to get a busy signal? None of had call waiting and we never had a phone
that wasn't a rotary dail or one that wasn't black and weighed less than 50
pounds. Did you keep a pencil on a string near the phone like we did? How
many of you remember when we had just four digits to dail to get someone on
the phone in Tallapoosa. Can you recall when 574 was introduced as our
prefix and phone numbers in Bremen had "Lenox 7" and then the four digits.
Later we could dial 4 and then the four digit number. Remember when
Tallapoosa was in the
404 area code and
Georgia had only two area codes. Now there are nine of them. It was a
long distance toll call to Cedartown, Bowdon, and Carrollton. Today Punk
Ward who lives mere feet away from the Alabama state line can call Covington
about 100 miles east for no charge. My grandmother thought you had to talk
much louder when on a long distance call. "We can't talk but a minute, it is
a long distance call and last month our phone bill was over $15.00", I would
hear her shout into the phone to my Uncle
Jack Meunier who lived in
Hialeah, Florida. Do
any of you remember party lines? Can you remember that the busiest pay phone
in town was in front of Howard Bowman's store on Head Avenue? Another busy
pay phone was in "Gentry's Recreation Center" or as it was better known as
Fat Gentry's pool room. The only pay phone I've seeing lately in Tallapoosa
is between the Piggly Wiggly and
the CVS and I am told it doesn't work half the time. You can't make a pay
phone call but you can use your lap-top computer for free at Jack's and at
Papous Pizza. I think most of my communication is by email these days. When
is the last time you even had to use a pay phone because the battery went
dead on your cell phone? I remember that a call at a pay phone was five
cents back then. You could also buy a small bottle of
Coca-Cola for a
nickel. You could get an Aristocrat ice cream nutty buddy for fudge
bar for a dime. Milk in the lunch room at Tallapoosa school went for 3
cents. Bit-O Honey, Clark, Oh Henry, Chunky, Payday, Zero,
Butterfinger, Hershey,
Reese's Peanut Butter Cup, and Milky Way candy bars were five cents.
You could also buy candy
cigarettes. I never tried candy cigarettes for fear of being hooked
on them. A small bag of Gordon's Potato Chips or Jake's Potato Chips were a
great bargain at a five pennies. Do you remember Gordon's or
Jake's chips? When is the last time you saw a jar of Bosco chocolate syrup?
Do you remember your first Moon Pie? Can you remember penny candy? I recall
when Double Bubble and Bazooka bubble
gum, Atomic Fire Balls, wax lips, jaw breakers, and Lik-Em-Aid, Mary
Janes, B B Bats, were popular with kids and you could get a bunch of candy
for a quarter. Wrigley's
Juicy Fruit, Double Mint,
Blackjack, Clove,
Beeman's, and
Clark's Teaberry
chewing gum sold for a nickel a pack. Chewing gum in class would get
you in trouble with teachers at school.Mrs. Rambo promptly confiscated our
sweet contraband almost on a daily basis. I remember in 6th grade when some
mean boys gave James Brooks some Feen-A-Mint laxative gum that had been put
in a Chiclets box. Feen-A-Mint was taken off the market because of suspected
carcinogenic compounds. As I recall we didn't see James at school for about
a week and when he returned he looked like a Biafran orphan. Can you believe
that Halloween is only
a week away? Time to carve the pumpkin for Jack O' Lanterns and go to Costco
and buy a gross of Snicker's Bars and
Tootsie Roll Pops in anticipation of the trick or treaters. Remember
to pick up your trick or treater a flashlight before next Saturday. I went
to a Halloween store in Marietta last weekend and a kid's
Halloween costume cost
as much now as a suit from Sewell's did back in the 60's. I decided that
this year for Halloween I plan on dressing up as an chubby former disc
jockey and now a 50ish college teacher who wears Hawaiian flowery shirts. It
won't cost as much as a costume from Wal Mart or one of those Halloween
stores that always crop up in vacant linen stores near a mall.
Rhubarb Jones is a Tallapoosa native and
a Distinguished Lecturer in the Department of Communication and Director of
Special Projects in the Office of Development at
Kennesaw State University.
Comments are welcome at P.O. Box 1001,
Tallapoosa, GA 30176
or via email at
rhubarbjones@aol.com
or
rhubarb.jones@yahoo.com
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