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Bud Jones
had an idea in last week's Tallapoosa Journal about the possibility of an
annual celebration of the buzzards like they do up near
Cleveland, Ohio. There
is a legendary radio station in Cleveland called "The Buzzard"that took
it's name from the buzzards that migrate to Northern Ohio and since the
buzzards come through Tallapoosa
anyway, why not have a pancake and sausage breakfast like up in Hinkley and
perhaps turn it into a fund raiser to help families during the holidays? I
have been busy the last few days. About as busy as Tiger Wood's public
relations team. This is a week that we rush to get the last minute gift for
that brother in law of yours who covets your "Billy Bass" singing fish you
have hanging in the living room. This is the week that by
Christmas Eve you will
have every aisle memorized at Wal Mart. Don't forget to buy batteries. Every
toy now needs about 35 AA size batteries to operate. I refuse to purchase
anything that says "some assembly required". I once tried to put an
entertainment center together and it took the mechanical engineering
department at Georgia Tech to fix my mess. This week we'll hear music from
artists we don't hear any other time of year.
Andy Williams, Brenda Lee, Bing Crosby, and
Burl Ives will not be
heard from the 26th until after
Thanksgiving 2010. Have
you reserved your seat for the Possum Drop to ring in the new year? I am
looking forward to the next week winding down and pulling up a television
set and watching Jean Shepard's
"Christmas Story". I
was given the leg lamp from "Christmas Story" last year as a gift. It is
securely locked in the basement. What would the holiday be if we didn't
have Jimmy Stewart as
George Bailey and
Donna Reed as Mary in "It's
A Wonderful Life". I
enjoy selecting French on the audio menu and watching "It's
A Wonderful Life"in
French to honor of Marion Stringer my high school French teacher. I took 4
quarters of it at West Georgia and once in Paris ordered in French off the
menu and wound up with fried beef tongue and scrambled goose eggs. Seems
they couldn't understand my southern French accent y'all. Now the bowl
games are all over television until the BCS national championship on
January 7th as the Crimson
Tide of Alabama will take home the trophy. "Roll Tide", yes, I said
it. How many of you remember when
it was it was the Orange Bowl
in Miami, the Cotton Bowl
in Dallas, the
Sugar Bowl in New
Orleans, the Sun Bowl
in El Paso and the granddaddy of them, all the
Rose Bowl in Pasadena?
Can any of you recall the Poulan
Weed Eater Bowl from
Shreveport or the
American Bowl from Tampa? The Peach
Bowl came along in the late 1960's and it drew rather sparce attention
for many years until Truett Cathy and Chick Fil A made it their bowl. I
think tickets to the Chick Fil A Bowl should come with side of waffle fries.
I counted 30 bowl games to be televised between now and the 7th of January.
We have selections from the
Roady's Humanitarian Bowl in
Boise, Idaho to the
Little Caesar's Pizza bowl from the garden spot of the upper Midwest, Detroit.
I am about to make a sexist statement in that the members of my gender will
watch football on television anytime and anywhere. If the
President of the United
States is on television giving an address on economic policy and I
have the option to watch the
San Diego County Credit Union Poinsettia Bowl, I'll take Utah and the
point spread. Men love football. We need football. I have been jazzed up
since the announcement on the 10th that former University of Georgia Coach
Vince Dooley is
heading up the committee on football at
Kennesaw State. Go
Owls! The Lord saw fit for
ESPN and the NFL
Network to please the seed of Abraham. I have watched the replay of
the SEC Championship game
5 times since the game was played. "Roll Tide", yes, I said it again. The
Lord gave women the Lifetime Movie Network, E, and Oprah's Channel. HGTV
and the Food Channel were created for both sexes. Comedy Channel was created
for guys who have no idea what they want to do when they grow up.
TV Land was created
for baby boomers who remember a kinder and genteel era of television before
reality television and crude story lines for alleged comedy shows. "Frazier"
is the last show that really made me laugh. "Family
Guy" is something I wouldn't watch in front of
Jimmy Bryan and the
choir of the First United
Methodist Church of Tallapoosa. It is a great time of year with
excitement in the air and a sense of goodwill. I have had a good holiday
season in that I have not had to go to a mall. Whoever created online
shopping should be given a prize. I ordered a Chia Pet wearing my Old Navy
boxer shorts and a bath robe the other day. This is the time of year that we
get so stressed in all the last minute hurry up to get'er done before dark
on Christmas Eve. We eat Claxton Fruit Cakes, drink
egg nog, and there seems to be an infinite amount of candy and sweets
everywhere. We gather around the tree and recall when and where you got the
Elvis ornament. Do you ever turn out the lights and stare at the tree
for reflect on how much you love the season? You might get in the car one
evening this week and do what we did and ride out toward
Buncombe and see the
Blackmon's huge display of lights. Mr. Blackmon's former Army buddy liked
Christmas lights too. The Army buddy's home at
Graceland in Memphis
is all in lights right now. Please note that there are some Tallapoosans
that are not going to have much
Christmas unless some of us step up right now and pitch in to the
efforts of the Tallapoosa Service Council. Remember the
reason for the season
and what His birth was all about. He commanded us to "love ye one another".
What a great way to show your love in His honor by helping the Tallapoosa
Service Council in their monumental task of helping others. The terrific
folks at city hall have the answers to your questions on how you can help
brighten a family's Christmas. It truly is the most wonderful time of the
year. Merry Christmas
and God bless us everyone.
Rhubarb Jones is a Tallapoosa native and
a member of the administrative faculty at
Kennesaw State University.
Comments can be sent to P.O. Box 1001,
Tallapoosa, GA 30176 or via email at
rhubarbjones@aol.com or
rhubarb.jones@yahoo.com
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