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Are you ready for some football?! Headed to Tuscaloosa this weekend to see the Crimson Tide's home opener against Kent State. I feel quite sure that Bama will prevail, According to the point spread out of Las Vegas, the Tide is favored to squeek by the Ohio team by 107 points.  I am uncertain as to if the Rutherford boys from Tallapoosa will run out of barbecue at the tailgaiting across the street from Bryant-Denny Stadium. College football season couldn't get here fast enough. Some folks say that baseball is America's sport. I'm of the belief that there is nothing that demonstrates physical talent and team work like football. Do any of you remember the time of "midget football" at Tallapoosa Elementary School? I went out in the 5th grade and Coach Harris gave me a week to demonstrate some kind of aptitude toward the game. The uniforms were blue with yellow letters. I got the number 5, just like Paul Horning of the Green Bay Packers. Coach Harris was very tactful when he told me that I would be a great tackling dummy and perhaps I should consider another athletic endeavor or perhaps join the band. I am headed to Tuscaloosa this weekend to see the Crimson Tide. I also enjoy seeing the half-time performance of the "Million Dollar Band." I think with inflation over the decades the University of Alabama band should be the "Billion Dollar Band." With the current administration's economic policies maybe the "Trillion Dollar Band." I'm just sayin'. Fortunately I got in beginner band with classmates Claire Allen who played flute and Fay and Kay Allen who played trumpet. In beginner band we played "song flutes." Recorders is what they call them in schools now. The 5th graders in beginner band had a concert in the school auditorium and I have emceed concerts with 80,000 in the crowd but was never as nervous as that chilly night back in 1961. Rod Ferguson was our band director and I remember he always wore cardigan sweaters and chain smoked during band practice. This of course was before the time of Surgeon General C. Everett Coop. Mr. Ferguson motivated us to give it our best because music is something we could to the rest of our lives. In the 6th grade we moved up to the high school band. Johnny DeVere, Connie Elliot, Brenda Cobb, Michael "Mallard" Albright, Michael Pope and Joseph Johnson made up the core of the high school band and they let us whipper snappers know at the outset that we would have to work hard to say in the band. Johnny DeVere is the most natural drummer I've ever known. Joseph Johnson could have gone to the Berkley School of Music in Boston. His trumpeting was that good. A few years later Joseph along with Michael Pope, Bink Dawson, Michael "Mallard" Albright, and Ted Straton formed a band along with band director at that time Jimmy Couch to form the first band I was ever in. "The Wild Frogs" was a horn band that played a lot of Herb Alpert and the Tijuana Brass and Al Hurt instrumentals. Ted Straton played keyboards and went on to play with Les Dudek out in the Bay Area of California. Les Dudek played guitar for Boz Scaggs and the Steve Miller Band. He also worked with Stevie Nicks of Fleetwood Mac and pop culture icon Cher. Ted Straton was perhaps the funniest person we went to school with. It is Ted who hung the moniker on me "Rhubarb." Ted came back home a number of years ago and lives in Carroll County. Graduations and people moving away kept the Wild Frogs a short endeavor. I have a picture of the group hanging in the house. The band room the first couple of years of being in the band was next to the lunch room. I can just smell those yeast rolls that Mrs. Brooks and Mrs. Thurmond made. The lunchroom at our school also had great chili and fish was served every Friday. The band room later moved to the basement of the elementary school. During football season we practiced behind the school marching 8 steps to every 5 yards. We did it over and over and over again so we could give a good performance at the ball park for the upcoming game coming up on Friday night. The band taught us all a degree of self discipline and achievement. Jimmy Couch was succeeded by other fine band directors such as Bill Brown, Bob Ward, and Larry Culpepper. Larry Culpepper is now the head of the culinary arts program at North Georgia Tech. He was the best snare drummer who ever picked up a pair of sticks. He is a legend among alum of the Marching Southerners at Jacksonville State. Bob Ward was an accomplished jazz guitarist and was a favorite of members of the band for his ability to make us laugh. Larry Culpepper threw me out of the band my last week of my senior year for mouthing off to band captain Butch Henderson. That exercise taught me humility. Butch has been a pharmacist in Cherokee County and now has moved back into this area. When we were in high school, I wouldn't take an Alka Seltzer from Butch. Butch by the way was the best tuba player I ever met. It should be noted I've not known many tuba players. Aside from learning in high school how to type, music is something I use everyday. My love for music began on Robertson Avenue. The high school band at Tallapoosa was small. Perhaps about 30 musicians hit the field every years. We were little, but loud. Being a part of the first Haralson County Rebel Band in 1968 is something I am proud of. This community owes a debt of gratitude to the many years of service of Paul Ramsey for making the Rebal Band a top notch organization. Truth be known, I might have never gradutated from high school had it not been for the school band. Hollywood's newest "It" girl Blake Lively who has roots in Tallapoosa. Blake was vice president of her senior class at Burbank High School and her boyfriend is Golden Globe winner Leonardo DiCaprio. Blake's mother, the former Elaine McAlpin was a beauty at West Haralson High School back in the '60s. Ms. Lively celebrated her 24th birthday on August 25th. 24 years?  I have boots older than her.
 
Rhubarb Jones is a Tallapoosa native and a Distinguished Lecturer in the Department of Communication and Director of Special Projects in the Office of Development at Kennesaw State University. Previous columns can be found at www.tallapoosa-journal.com Commentaries can be heard after the "Tradeline" program on WKNG 1060. Comments are welcome at P.O. Box 1001, Tallapoosa, GA 30176 or via email at rhubarbjones@aol.com
 

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